Reality Maintenance Department – Unisex Cosmic Graphic Tee
Reality Maintenance Department – Unisex Cosmic Graphic Tee
Existence doesn't maintain itself.
Somewhere between this dimension and the next, somebody has to patch the cracks, tighten the cosmic bolts, and keep reality from falling apart completely.
Welcome to the Reality Maintenance Department.
Inspired by vintage municipal workwear and 1970s service-department graphics, this surreal tee features a cosmic maintenance worker repairing a literal tear in reality while planets, stars, and galaxies spill through from the other side.
The shirt is designed like authentic department workwear, with a smaller R.M.D. employee badge on the front left chest and the full maintenance scene across the back.
Just another day keeping existence operational.
REALITY MAINTENANCE DEPARTMENT
Keeping Existence Operational Since ∞
No experience necessary.
Benefits unclear.
Reality subject to change without notice.
Design Details
- Small R.M.D. workwear-style badge on the front left chest
- Large, detailed Reality Maintenance Department graphic on the back
- Cosmic worker repairing a rupture in spacetime
- Vintage toolbox, ladder, caution sign, planets and galaxies
- Distressed 1970s municipal-service aesthetic
- Original Graphic Nature Goods artwork
- Two-location print design