Amateur Human – Front & Back Graphic Tee
Amateur Human – Front & Back Graphic Tee
AMATEUR HUMAN
No instruction manual. No prior experience. Somehow still here.
Welcome to the human experience.
Amateur Human is for anyone who’s realized that most of us are basically making this up as we go.
The back features an oversized vintage award-inspired graphic centered around a weathered skull, wildflowers, celestial details, and a thoroughly unhelpful instruction manual—presented with all the prestige you’d expect from successfully surviving another day as a person.
Up front, a smaller A.H. chest insignia completes the look:
AMATEUR HUMAN
A.H.
Still Figuring It Out.
Together, the front-and-back treatment gives the shirt the feel of an official uniform for a club none of us remembers joining.
Part existential humor.
Part memento mori.
Part participation trophy for being alive.
No experts here.
Just humans with varying levels of confidence.
AMATEUR HUMAN
Still Figuring It Out.
Design & Print Details
- Original Graphic Nature Goods artwork
- Two-sided print
- Small A.H. / Amateur Human insignia on the left chest
- Large Amateur Human statement artwork across the back
- Vintage medal and award-badge aesthetic
- Detailed skull illustration
- Botanical flowers and foliage
- Celestial stars and moon imagery
- Distressed, tattoo-inspired linework
- Cream, black, muted gold, red and sage palette
- Existential humor without taking itself too seriously
- Designed to feel like vintage insignia/workwear rather than a standard novelty tee
The Idea
Nobody really knows what they’re doing.
Some people are simply better at looking confident while doing it.
Amateur Human celebrates the unfinished, imperfect and occasionally ridiculous experience of figuring out how to be a person in real time.
Consider this your official certification.
Qualifications:
Alive. Trying. Still figuring it out.